He's not like any other kind of cop you've ever seen before
He rides a psycho stick, and he jams to 80's hardcore
Won't write you a ticket for austin' some tricks
He'll finger-flip a set of stairs just to get his kicks
He's a punk rock cop
He'll let you get drunk and take bong hits in his squad car
He's got a cooler in the back filled with PBR & Lone Star
He's always down to help another punk in need
He'll swipe a brick from evidence if you run out of weed
He's a punk rock cop
A demeanor like Iggy and a cold stare like Bronson
A haircut like Dee Dee and a mustache like Swanson
He's blasting 'The Record' over public address
Douche-Nozzle Hipsters make up all of his arrests
Pitch-perfect math rock from Kaneohe, Hawaii charges forward on raw, ragged emotion. A treat for fans of Polvo and Pardoner. Bandcamp New & Notable Jul 27, 2018